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Post by Ianto Jones on Nov 9, 2010 11:48:29 GMT -5
To Gwen From Ianto (about Jack)
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
To Jack From Ianto (taking the piss)
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
To Daniel From Ianto (about Gwen)
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
To Owen From Ianto (About Daniel)
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Post by foxykitsune on Nov 9, 2010 12:30:13 GMT -5
From Bailey To Gwen
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
From Bailey To Owen
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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Post by Gwen Cooper on Nov 11, 2010 16:53:09 GMT -5
To Bailey From Gwen
Saw my kitchen. you have some explaining to do.
To Owen From Gwen
You lost. In every possible way. Pay up.
To Ianto From Gwen
Found something of yours. How do I know? oh you know how...
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Post by Owen Harper on Nov 12, 2010 13:03:33 GMT -5
To Gwen From Owen (About the blood trash)
Do the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
To Ianto From Owen (on what Ianto said about Daniel and Ianto)
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
To Toshiko From Owen
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
To Jack From Owen
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
To Owen From Owen (the way he sees it in life)
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
To Daniel From Owen (on that alien incident in Glasglow and about team work)
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
To Daniel, Jack and Ianto From Owen
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
To Toshiko From Owen (About Bailey)
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Post by foxykitsune on Nov 15, 2010 14:21:33 GMT -5
To Daniel From Bailey
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
To Owen From Bailey
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
To Ianto From Bailey
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
To Owen From Bailey
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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Post by Owen Harper on Nov 18, 2010 19:43:23 GMT -5
To Bailey From Owen (on her)
Nobody is perfect
To Bailey From Owen
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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